Texts From My Sister

I tend to think my (now) 16 year old sister sends some fairly witty texts. This is a collection of them.

Amira is just too popular.

That’s a hyperlink up there, you best click on it. Another tumblr about Amira. What were the chances?

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She decided on Bob Ross.

I promise I was at a stop light when I texted her back.

I promise I was at a stop light when I texted her back.

The typical Thursday-night sarcasm. This also debuts my first Galaxy SIII screenshot.

The typical Thursday-night sarcasm. This also debuts my first Galaxy SIII screenshot.

On Mackelmore’s song “Thrift Shop”.

On Mackelmore’s song “Thrift Shop”.

On her preferred grain.

On her preferred grain.

On not being consulted to correct someone’s grammar.

On not being consulted to correct someone’s grammar.

Me: You have to learn from history, Amira.
Amira: Yeah, and I’ll become history and people will learn from me.

Amira, age 12, 2008

On Lorazepam and a different medium.

On her San Antonio dietary choices. (The sentence started “I chose wise things.”) 

On her San Antonio dietary choices. 
(The sentence started “I chose wise things.”)